Crib Notes- All Work and No Play

Wow! When is a baby supposed to get a break? I need to talk to the baby union about this nonstop working. There is so much to learn, so many toys to play with, and so many buttons to figure out that I never get a break! I have Lego Duplos in a few different sizes, and they have to be taken apart and put in the bucket. I have a bookshelf full of books that have to be pulled into the floor. I have blocks that have to be knocked over and examined and chewed. I can’t even just relax and read a book. Mommy wants me to turn all the pages.

And I really need to talk to Management about the Mommy and Daddy situation. They are out of control. I really can’t continue to work under these conditions. When I’m not eating or sleeping, I’m working to keep things organized. What does Mommy do? She puts my books back on the shelf when I’ve clearly demonstrated that they belong on the floor. She also stacks my blocks after I’ve worked so hard to knock them down. And Daddy keeps on building things with my Legos when the Legos shouldn’t be stuck together. It’s chaos.

Look at all the hard work I’ve been doing. I think the pictures speak for themselves!