Austin's Ad-libs

Funny things Austin has been overheard saying:

A: (runs into the kitchen and exclaims) Don't be ridikalous!

A: (playing with a toy) You've got to be kidding me!

M:  Austin, do you know what we are going to do?
A:  YES!
M:  What are we going to do?
A:  I don't know.
(this conversation takes place with a variety of questions.  Do you know what we are going to eat?  Do you know what I'm thinking?  Do you know where we are going?)

A:  I want to go upside down again.
D:  Daddy's old.
A:  You're not old.
D:  I.  LOVE.  YOU.

(as if we questioned that)

A:  You watch it.  I'm don't like that magic stuff.
(even funnier because we have no idea where he got this)


A:  Tick Tock (the croc), do you want to come over here and see the most perfect animals?
(takes the croc to his animal box to show off)

A:  Do you want a little bit?
M:  No, I want too much.
A:  You can eat a little bit first.  And then you can get some more.

A:  There are lots of leaves.  There are 75 leaves.
(now where does a 2 year old come up with a number like 75?)