Sunday, November 4, 2012

Austin's Ad-libs

This is the conversation I had tonight with my TWO YEAR OLD when he got his comb out of the drawer.

A:  Mommy, I'm going to comb your hair longer and longer.

M:  OK.

A:  I'm combing it just like you do.

A:  It won't hurt right now, Mommy.

A:  It will later.

M:  That's unfortunate.

A:  I'm making you into a true princess, Mommy.

M: (as Austin sits back and looks at me)  Is it pretty?

A:  (staring critically)  Not quite.  Just a minute, Mommy, I need to check something.  (Goes around to the back of my head and starts combing.)

A:  I just need to check something, Mommy.

M:  OK.

A:  There.  I made you into a true princess.

A: Now I need to comb my gorilla's hair.

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