Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Austin's Ad-libs

M:  Austin, don't throw the dirt.

A:  That not dirt, Mommy.  That's sand.

M:  Let's put your britches back on.

A:  These not britches, Mommy.  These are shorts.

M:  Let's put your socks on your feet.

A:  Socks go on my tootsies.

M:  Here are some crackers, Sweetie.
A:  These not crackers.  These are goldfish.

M:  Are you hungry?  Ready for dinner?
A:  Oatmeal's not dinner.  It's breakfast.

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