Austin's Ad-libs: Magic Bow and Arrow

A:  I'm going to the unicorn place.

D:  I'm going to try to stop you.

A:  No.  You can come with me.  (Is this a version of keeping your friends close...?)

A:  Here we are.  Look at the cute unicorn (Nemo).

D:  Should we put a horn on Nemo and call him a doggy-corn?

A:  OH NO!  An alien is coming to get the unicorn.  We HAVE to stop him!

D:  We should just shoot that alien out of the sky and stop him.

A:  No...we can't.

D:  We can't shoot him?

A:  No.  The only way to stop the alien is to use....the magic...bow and arrow.

Then Comes Marriage

A:  Mommy, I want to marry you.  Will you marry me when I get older?

M:  Well...when you get older, you will probably find a girl that you think is even better than Mommy.

A:  No.  I won't.  I want to marry you.

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A few nights ago...

A:  Mommy, why didn't God give Daddy hair?

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During bath time tonight, Austin and Daddy were having fun with bubbles.  Austin put bubbles all over the top of Dallas' head.

A:  I'm giving you hair so you can marry Mommy.

Austin Ad-libs

M:  Come over here and be my cuddle bug.

A:  Your cuddle box?

M:  No.  My cuddle bug!

A:  OK.  I'm your cuddle bumblebee.

M:  You aren't going to sting me, are you?

A:  Bees don't have stingers.  Stingrays have stingers.  Bees make honey.

A:  Buzzzzzzzzzz.  I made you some honey. (slurp)  Yummmm!

A 3 year old opinion of Thanksgiving Dinner

M:  We are going to Aunt Shay's house to eat Thanksgiving dinner today.  We are going to eat turkey and ham...

A:  I don't like turkey and ham...I like chocolate milk and oatmeal and french toast...I don't like cockroaches; they are bugs...I like pizza sticks...but I don't like turkey and ham.

Austin and Nemo

Austin loves his dog, "Memo."  He tells Nemo that he is such a good dog.  He assures Nemo that everything is okay.  He gives Nemo toys...every toy from the basket.  The other morning, he sat down to give Nemo a hug and asked me to take their picture.

Even Nemo looks pretty happy about the arrangement!

Austin's Ad-libs

During potty training, you spend a lot of time talking about going potty.  This conversation nearly made me have an accident from laughing too hard.

M:  Austin, you know what?

A:  What?

M:  I need to go pee pee.

A:  Well...get on it, girl.

Cinderella

For those of you who can't hear the video, the conversation is as follows:




A:  Cinderella.

Papa Mac:  Is she your girlfriend?

A:  Yes.

Papa Mac:  Oh, she's very pretty.

A:  Yes.

M:  Austin, who is Cinderella?

A:  She's my girlfriend.


Several days after this video, Austin was telling everyone at daycare that Cinderella was his girlfriend.  When I picked him up, I asked him WHY Cinderella was his girlfriend.  He immediately answered, "because she loves me."

Cool, Red Shades

Austin and Daddy

Paint Wars

Uncle Jeff was helping Austin paint a barn for Hainch when Mommy's rule of "only paint on the paper" was completely and utterly forgotten!