Austin's Ad-libs: Magic Bow and Arrow

A:  I'm going to the unicorn place.

D:  I'm going to try to stop you.

A:  No.  You can come with me.  (Is this a version of keeping your friends close...?)

A:  Here we are.  Look at the cute unicorn (Nemo).

D:  Should we put a horn on Nemo and call him a doggy-corn?

A:  OH NO!  An alien is coming to get the unicorn.  We HAVE to stop him!

D:  We should just shoot that alien out of the sky and stop him.

A:  No...we can't.

D:  We can't shoot him?

A:  No.  The only way to stop the alien is to use....the magic...bow and arrow.

Then Comes Marriage

A:  Mommy, I want to marry you.  Will you marry me when I get older?

M:  Well...when you get older, you will probably find a girl that you think is even better than Mommy.

A:  No.  I won't.  I want to marry you.

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A few nights ago...

A:  Mommy, why didn't God give Daddy hair?

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During bath time tonight, Austin and Daddy were having fun with bubbles.  Austin put bubbles all over the top of Dallas' head.

A:  I'm giving you hair so you can marry Mommy.

Austin Ad-libs

M:  Come over here and be my cuddle bug.

A:  Your cuddle box?

M:  No.  My cuddle bug!

A:  OK.  I'm your cuddle bumblebee.

M:  You aren't going to sting me, are you?

A:  Bees don't have stingers.  Stingrays have stingers.  Bees make honey.

A:  Buzzzzzzzzzz.  I made you some honey. (slurp)  Yummmm!